Although Episode 114: THE SEARCH brims with Jenny and Murtagh goodness – not to mention Dougal badness – it is, alas, very Jamie-shy. But you knew I wouldn’t let you down, right? Even without Sam Heughan gracing us with his performance this week, he still finds a way to brighten our day.
PocketJamie to the “Search and Rescue”! PocketJamie joins the episode, heroically assisting where he can and making the ladies swoon in his pint-size presence. Even life-size PocketJamie makes an appearance in this Special Edition PocketJamie Countdown. I hope you enjoy my silliest Top 30 yet.
#30: Co-Starring PocketJamie – Well, if Sam’s not around, PJ is always available to step in as needed. #EmmyForPocketJamie
#29: Nuthin’ Doin’ PocketJamie – PJ doesn’t like what he’s hearing coming out of Uncle Dougal’s scotch trap.
#28: Official Dispatch PocketJamie – Oh, no! The English have PJ.
#27: Stand-In PocketJamie – “Have you seen a tall, strapping, red-headed Highlander?” Claire asks. “He looks just like this guy – only much, much taller.”
#26: Adopt-A-PocketJamie – This woman’s husband is short, fat, and lazy, but I don’t think PJ wants to go home with her.
#25: Fanny Pack PocketJamie– Jenny never leaves home without him.
#24: Booby Trap PocketJamie – PJ learned all about strategy and sacrifice from the real Jamie.
#23: Quiet Query PocketJamie – What the hell did Murtagh say to make the old lady cry?
#22: Clue Finder PocketJamie – Yep. That’s horse poo. Do you guys really need to touch it to check the temperature?
#21: Sad Substitute PocketJamie – No offense, PJ, but Claire needs the real Jamie.
#20: Upside Down PocketJamie – Oooh, Dougal. You are really pissing PocketJamie off now.
#19: Wanted Poster PocketJamie – Yeah . . . a picture of the real Jamie might be more helpful, considering . . .
#18: Trail Finder PocketJamie – Good job, PJ, but wouldn’t it be easier to go straight to Lochaber Bridge? I mean . . . how many Lochaber Bridges can there be?
#17: Ward Watch PocketJamie – PJ has more than enough excuses to poke this guy in the ear.
#16: Taking Charge PocketJamie – Looks like Claire and Jenny are taking too long getting anything out of this English bastard.
#15: Gung Ho PocketJamie – PJ is leading the charge toward Wentworth Prison. He wants to be the first one through the gate.
#14: Don’t Look, PocketJamie – Oops. Guess I should have made a little blindfold for PJ so he didn’t have to watch Jenny milk herself.
#13: MacQuarrie Bonding PocketJamie – Doesn’t look like the bromance is going to work out between MacQuarrie and Jamie. Maybe these two can sail off to Saxony or wherever . . .
#12: Gypsy Kidnapped PocketJamie– You’re just too irresistible, PJ .
#11: Recruitment Time PocketJamie – It’s not like these guys have anything else to do besides follow Dougal around.
And here we have PocketJamie stepping in for Jamie’s Silliest Top 10 Ever:
#10: Psycho Killer PocketJamie – Man, he really hates the English.
#9: Gallant Ian & PocketJamie – If Ian had 500 more PocketJamies, he could fashion a new leg in time to help Claire.
#8: Dancing Murtagh & PocketJamie – Well . . . they tried.
#7: Singing Claire & PocketJamie – Okay. These two are just too adorable together.
#6: On Stage PocketJamie – Hey! Hand’s off puppet b*tch. PocketJamie is mine.
#5: Standing Guard PocketJamie– He’s a brave ‘lil guy. And suddenly . . . I want to be a laminated paper doll.
#4: Tiny Tormentor PocketJamie – PJ is prepared to poke everyone in the village to find out where the real Jamie is.
#3: Ian’s Spare PocketJamie – “Keep it in your garter,” Jenny tells Claire. Okay, I have only one question . . . why does Ian have a PocketJamie for his garter?
#2: Group Hug PocketJamie – Aww. PJ is wishing he had the dexterity to wrap his tiny arms around these two.
#1: Safe Keeping PocketJamie – Yep. That’s exactly where I keep my PocketJamie.
Outlander Episode 115: WENTWORTH PRISON premieres on Starz on Saturday, 16 May 2015 in the U.S.
If you missed last week’s Top 30, you’ll find it here: Jamie’s Top 30 Looks from Outlander Episode 113: THE WATCH
My recapped review of this episode is also available: A True Fan’s Review of Outlander Episode 114: THE SEARCH